my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers
why is your grandfather buying eyeliner
my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker
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Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
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The gods will be pleased.
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Find out if you’re an introvert of extrovert by following the link on here: http://neurolove.me/post/48232160310/are-you-introverted-or-extraverted
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when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you
yeah the throne
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You’ve met a terrible fate, haven’t you?
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