AU meme; You finally delete your tumblr and get a life
a blog had to be deleted for this post to happen
gone but not forgotten
A moment of silence for our fallen comrade.
The blue screen of death
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers
why is your grandfather buying eyeliner
my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker
Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.